Personal Brontosaurus Fossil - Emergency Reserve

Personal Brontosaurus Fossil - Emergency Reserve

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Start harnessing your own emergency oil reserve today!

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Personal Brontosaurus Fossil - Emergency Reserve

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Start harnessing your own emergency oil reserve today!

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Personal Emergency Dinosaur Fossil Oil Reserve
by Toysmith

As the years pass by, gasoline seems to be getting more expensive as countries aren't able to stockpile nearly as much as they used to. Everyone is frightened by the declining reserves, and there really isn't any need to be. By acquiring their own dinosaur fossil, they can easily be producing their own fuel in a few million years!

A genuine shard of dinosaur bone, found in the fossil-rich region that spans the border between Colorado and Utah, this is the authentic and untapped remains of the dinosaurs that we now use for our fossil fuels. The Apatosaurus, also known as the Brontosaurus, was the gentle and giant ruler of the Jurassic Age. Its departure, along with that of its brethren, have greatly contributed to our modern day reliance on oil and oil products.

To use your personal reserve, you must adhere to the critical tolerances in order to ensure maximum production value. The dinosaur bone must be hand-held and squeezed very hard with a constant and steady pressure for 100 million years. It is critical that pressure be maintained throughout the entire recommended squeeze time. Failure to do so could result in an imperfect end product.

Squeeze times are recommended for the following results:

Crankcase oil - 30 million years
Diesel fuel - 50 million years
Regular Gasoline - 100 million years
Premium Gasoline - 120 million years

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SKU

TSG7843

Weight

0.2 lb

Country of Origin

US

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